If Hansen and Hernandez mated, their kids might look like this…

BillyMoses.com has obtained exclusive pictures of what Nick Hansen and Brandi Hernandez’ kids might look like.

BillyMoses.com has obtained exclusive pictures of what Nick Hansen and Brandi Hernandez’ kids might look like.
It’s no secret people behave differently, depending on the social network. Sometimes it’s the audience you’re speaking to. Sometimes it’s the people you know are following your every move (hi, mom).
The differences are especially apparent in regard to sex. In anticipation of Valentine’s Day, marketing agency Euro RSCG surveyed 1,000 U.S. adults who use either Twitter or Facebook daily. The agency discovered where people talk about sex, and whether they identify themselves as “sexy” or “sexually adventurous.”
The survey also explored how tweeters and Facebookers perceive themselves sexually in relation to others. On the whole, Twitter users appear to be more consumed with sex than their Facebook counterparts.
While the sample size of this survey is relatively small, anecdotally, you might find these results ring true. I have a working, unscientific theory — that people shy away from flirting and sex talk on Facebook because they are connected to family and hometown friends within that space. Twitter can be a more anonymous place, especially since it still lags behind Facebook in terms of true mainstream adoption.
What’s your experience? Do you flirt on Twitter? Is it different from your interactions on Facebook? Share your stories (the more embarrassing, the better) in the comments below.

Reporting from San Francisco and Los Angeles — A federal appeals court has declared California’s 2008 voter-approved ban on same-sex marriage unconstitutional, concluding that the prohibition served no purpose other than to “lessen the status and human dignity of gays and lesbians.” Read more…
A 74-YEAR-OLD man died after he accidentally swallowed his dentures during sex with a 62-year-old prostitute in Taiwan, reported Nanyang Siang Pau.
The man, known as Chen, had been living with a close female friend in New Taipei City after separating from his wife many years ago.
The prostitute said she had sex with Chen for 30 minutes.
She said Chen had got up from the bed, paid her and was about to put on his clothes when he suddenly collapsed.
“He fell back onto the bed. His eyes were open but he was not moving although I shook his body and tried to wake him up,” said the woman, who called the rescue team.
Chen was rushed to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Doctors later found his dentures stuck in his throat.
It’s a sight for sore eyes – a look that we strictly reserve for the viewing (dis)pleasure of our nearest and dearest, only.
But now, photos of women wearing their ‘first thing in the morning faces’ have become the unlikely hit of a new online project, calling for bare-faced honesty at the most ruffled, unkempt and unprepared time of the day.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the results of XO Jane’s Show Us Your Morning Faces project are refreshingly candid: No Photoshop, no layers of disguise, no perfectly straightened hair or black-bag lightening concealer.
That’s what “Toddlers & Tiaras” pageant mom Susanna Barrett insists about her 5-year-old glam princess Isabella. Barrett claims that after a video of her little girl singing LMFAO’s “I’m Sexy and I Know It” at a night spot surfaced, several media outlets tried to turn the non-sexual performance into something inappropriate, and she’s suing mad.
According to the New York Daily News, Barrett filed a $30 million libel lawsuit on Tuesday in Manhattan. She claims that TMZ, The Huffington Post and the Daily Mail described the little girl’s act as “gyrating in a nightclub and singing about her sex appeal” when in fact Isabella was sitting during the song.
“(Isabella) did not understand the concept of sex, let alone ‘sex appeal’ and could not have been singing about her own sex appeal,” Barrett said in her lawsuit. Instead, “it is the defendants who, through their articles, have thrust these false and vulgar characteristics on to Isabella,” according to the suit. “As a result, Isabella is now perceived sexually, erotically and pornographically, and (the stories) have placed Isabella in serious physical danger, attracting the attention of others who would seek to sexualize a child.” Read more…

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Looks as if the most hated man on the Internet, Hunter Moore, is going bankrupt. The self-employed entrepreneur took to his site today to beg for donations to keep his site alive.
Moore writes: Read more…
According to the world health organization, 100 million acts of sexual intercourse occur every day.
Sexologists estimate that at any given second in the US, approximately 800 men are experiencing orgasm.
The average American male will have 6500 orgasms during his lifetime.
10% of erect men lay against the stomach, 20% are erect at a 45 degree angle from the stomach, and nearly 70% erect men are 90 degrees from the stomach.
The average ejaculation contains 1 teaspoon (4 cu cm) of semen (containing 100 to 550 million sperm), men age 26 to 30 having the largest volume and men 46 _ 50 having the least volume.
Semen travels at 28 mph during ejaculation.
The average testicle size is 2.5″ long by 1.25″ wide. The blue whale has the largest in the world. They are 2.5′ and 100 lb. each.
60% of all men get erect nipples during sex.
75% of men have their penis hanging to the left in their pants. 17% have their penis hanging to the right and 8% let it hang either way.
The United Nations report that 1,270,960,430 men in world between 15 and 64. If each has at least one orgasm a week, the total semen ejaculated in the world per week would be 4.96 million gallons or enough to fill 13 Olympic size swimming pools every 7 days.
Man has the largest penis of all primates. Kinsey reported the average penis size is 4 to 4.5 inches. The smallest is 1.5 inches and the largest is 6.5 inches.
A male in a high degree of sexual excitement is capable of ejaculating his semen 24′ or greater.
The degree of sexual arousal often determines the trajectory and distance of ejaculation.
Semen has only 5 calories per teaspoon.
A man sleeps an average of 2 to 3 hours a night in full erection.
The average male averages 4-5 nocturnal erections during sleep every night. Each erection generally occurs about 90 minutes apart.
Kinsey sex researchers found from their sex research that 3 of 4 men reached orgasm within 2 minutes of starting intercourse.
Approximately 1 in 100 males is capable of inserting his penis in his own rectum. 1 in 300 men are able to fellate themselves.
The left testicle hangs lower in right handed man. The opposite seems to be true for left-handed men. This keeps the two balls from squeezing against each other when the man sits down.
Over his lifetime, the average male will produce about 18 quarts of semen.
Approximately 1 in 100,000 males is born with a double penis. Cuban Jean Baptisto dos Santos was born with two large, fully-functional penises. It is written that he “was possessed of extraordinary animal passion… He used both penises, after finishing with one, continuing with the other”.
An orgasm lasts 3 – 10 seconds and the contractions occur about 0.8 seconds apart. The heart beats up to 140 beats per minute.
A “micro-penis” is one that measures less than 4″ in the erect state. Approximately 5% of the adult male population suffers from this condition.
After urination, half of all surveyed males shake the penis while half milk the shaft.
The longest maintained erection for male humans without help from an aid or device averages one hour in late teens to approximately 5 minutes at age 70.
Micropenis: Less than 2.75”
Small penis: Less than 3.93”
Medium penis: Between 4.72” and 6.69”
Large penis: More than 7.08”
3% of men have a penis of +- 2.75”
4% of men have a penis of +- 4.72”
75% of men have a penis of +- 5.9”
15% of men have a penis of +- 7.08”
3% of men have a penis of +- 7.87”

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